EPIC DEREK RUN

Here are the posts all put together from my facebook status, so you can all read the flash fiction hashtag short story in all its glory in one seamless sitting -

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EPIC DEREK RUN

HOUR 1

#brokenwindow

#carswitch

#birthdaygifteightmonthslate

#FridayNightLights

#suicidalgrandmajaywalker

#wannabethugs

#effeminateK

#slurpeejizz

#doppelgängerLance

#doppelgangerDungo

#suctionrules

#informalteacherconference

#thatmightnotbeabadthing

#scarecrowKeith

#howlongdoesittaketofindasweater

#machocoughslikeDerek

#wehaventhitanystopsontherunyet

#parkingbrakefondling

#mallwillbeclosed

#stillindalycity

HOUR 2

#SNFchick
#Taglish
#Psychoversenewsletter
#Scenarios
#Potentials
#Triplefistbump
#Brokentastelessmeter
#Playaparkingbitch
#Flirtykeith
#Shesoffinanhour
#Stillsober
#Legoicecreamtruck
#comeonirene
#imnottanktoppingit
#idontdoskinny
#whatmadeyouthinkwewerentstartingwithalcohol
#puto

HOUR 3

#Keithschwing
#Formalenglish
#Speechclass
#Stickyourlegout
#Bangyourknee
#Airplaneaisles
#Hellalatethankyou
#Doesbitchoffendyou
#Shewantstoknowifyoucanbeatyourownrecord
#Jokebackfire
#Awkward
#Fullderektry
#Sirmix-a-lotthewatcher
#We'renottoomuchyou'renotenough
#Whosaiddessert
#Walmartrun?
#warmandmoist
#shortstorycontinues

HOUR 4

#Sometimesyouneedalittleroughageinsideyou
#Noyawningallowed
#Hidetheeggroll
#Didntevenwaittilshebounced
#Hecouldntevenwaitthreeseconds
#Imthinkingitisthebeer
#Youneedacigarettebro
#Heffer
#Pocketthe20
#Sowecancomeback,right
#Walmartisclosed
#32minutelanceepilogue
#Keithisbucky
#Maryannecanhearus
#Klauswilmsmeyer
#Liveintheavenues
#Wrestlemahn-ee-uh
#Nextdaughter-in-lawpinay-yes,please
#Boujiepunt
#jordanwiththewizards
#scenicroute
#Jizzcakefactory
#Backatcadaconference
#Lecturingsophomores
#Nooneslistening
#5minutesinfrontofcooler
#Sticktogreekyogurtandgyros
#Tesla
#Notproudofmycar
#Wherestowerrecordswhenyouneedit
#Unioncitywalmart-nothanks
#Lanceonspeaker
#Mightbepregnant
#Letstakethemorningafterpill
#C-sectiononly
#crownecolony
#derekrunsneverend

HOUR 5

#HellaChekwah
#Lancesleepatyourparentswithallen
#Tightthroat
#Cruising19thavenueatmidnight
#Kdcalledit
#Tarttotart
#Muffinwithpuddinginthemiddle
#Backinhighschool
#Machosayswhereiskarenyu
#Rachelcallback
#Kissfm
#Lastnightadjsavedmylife
#SittingoutsideonIrving
#Homelessguytriestosellusweed
#Vanillacreammuffin
#Millivanilli
#Thebestday(derekrun)ofourlives
#Thismaynotevenmakeithome
#Whydoeseveryonetrytosellkeithshit
#Parkinglottritipat3am
#Paranoidkeith-he boughttheorganicUSDAapprovedgrassfed
#Outlastedrachelagain
#Itsonly1amrachel-can'tsleepyet
#Lazyu-turn
#Fondlingneverstops
#Technoshitontheradio-clubmustbeclosingsoon
#Everybodysantungtonight
#Keithsings
#Theglamourouslife-sheilaE
#Eagleeyekeith
#Greathighway
#Aswangingoldengatepark
#Laplayasafeway
#Imcommittedno-itsahashtag
#Noparkingonthedancefloor
#Top gun-takemybreathaway
#49miledrive
#Offtopic
#20feetfromstardom
#Pleasureprinciple
#Kaisersoze
#Itallcomesfullcircle
#themuffinmadeithome
#welcomehomefrancisandvirginia
#hashtagshortstoryends
#shouldhavegonetonationsorinnout
#dropthemic